Right so Laura′s gone
So Laura's gone?
Yeah Laura′s goneWhere's she gone?
In the Tory part of Chester
Sits a man on his own
Although Rowey Bags is with him
He's always scrolling on his phone
He used to live a happy life
Domestic bliss or so it seemed
Till his wife met a man named Leroy
Who convinced her to up and leave
Laura′s gone
Laura′s gone
Moved to Mozambique
Taken the kids
Now Dan's stuck in Runcorn with the Lids
Laura′s gone
Another man by the name of Chessington
Swept Mrs N off her feet
Offered her the finest riches
And all the fast passes you could need
No one knows what'll happen to Dan now
We don′t know if he can take the pain
Everyone knows he's a party animal
With a predilection for cocaine
Laura′s gone
Laura's gone
Moved to Chessington
Taken the kids
Now Dan's stuck in Runcorn with the Lids
Laura′s gone
Laura′s gone
Laura's gone
Moved to Chessington
Taken the kids
Now Dan′s stuck in Runcorn with the Lids
Laura's gone
Laura′s gone
She's gone
She′s gone
She's gone
Laura's gone
She ain′t getting no child support from me
Laura′s gone
